smeg @smeg@assortedflotsam.com
My body isn’t a temple. It’s a former Cardassian ore processing station that is being held together by self-sealing stembolts and Irish stubbornness.
@smeg we need a hashtag for self-sealing stembolts! #selfsealingStembolts
@smeg but what even IS a self-sealing stem bolt? I know its approximate value in wrappages of Yamok sauce or tessipates of Bajoran land, but not what it DOES. Halp!
@smeg @lilithsaintcrow *slaps shuttlebay* you can fit so much intrigue in this baby!
@smeg careful, that stubborn Irish man is more than a hero, he's a union man