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the greatest trick apple ever pulled was convincing people there was anything wrong with the 3.5mm headphone jack that had been a standard for 100+ years

I changed my phone number. Now I'm trying to figure out everywhere I need to get it changed

I'm having trouble getting up the energy to care lately.

"Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective. So the only way he figures that he's going to get re-elected, and is sure as you're sitting there, is to start a war with Iran."

-Trump speaking on Obama

I made peanut butter cookies... but forgot to flatten them with a fork before baking.

Peanut butter cookie balls!

@Gargron The SSL cert on zeonfederated.com expired on 11/17. Just a head's up.

Bravely ran away, bravely ran away away, oh brave Sir Donald

When danger reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled

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I'm hungry. This stupid meeting was scheduled during my lunch hour.

Renewing Assortedflotsam.com for another year.

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