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I spend more time on data entry crap than actual technological work.

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I expect to be the latest "danger" story on a local moms Facebook group.

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So for 30 seconds I just glare at the older boys, giving them the stern "teacher look" with my arms crossed. They get spooked and leave the area around Little Smeg. Time's up, I get wee man and we head out. As we're walking out, I hear the boys telling their mom, "that man was giving us a mean look" or something. No point in talking to a parent whose every child is bully, obviously a shitty parent.

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After I calm him down, I tell him 5 more minutes to play (so he won't be leaving the park sad), and I keep a close eye on him. I notice Diesel's older brother and apparently another older brother keeping tabs on Little Smeg, "he's over here, he's over there", trying to catch him in a spot outside parental view to bully him some more. There are dozens of kids there, I can't figure out who the parent is, and I'm not going to talk to some other person's kid.

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I was at a playground with Little Smeg today. I'm sitting away a bit, and he is coming my way crying. On his way to me, two older kids, one boy and one girl each give him a drive-by shove. He tells me in the play tunnel another boy named "Diesel" shoved his head against the concrete tunnel side. And from what I gather, the two other kids are Diesel's siblings.

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Pay + working conditions > phone charger + a few PTO hours

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My employer is doing a raffle to win "prizes." To participate, we have to fill out a survey saying how much we love our jobs.

They still haven't reinstated 401k matching and this year's salary raises were below mediocre.

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good morning everybody.

Be ungovernable and have a great day.

In the Star Trek universe, there are probably people who defend the Cardassian occupation of Bajor by insisting that "It's a very complicated situation," and that "Cardassia has the right to defend itself!!!"

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It's really concerning that so many people seem willing to just abandon safety measures right now even though almost no kids under 12 have been vaccinated.

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Think of a virus where 70% of kids are totally asymptomatic, less than 1% have severe symptoms, and less than 0.05% die. Phew that's no big deal for kids then! Don't worry about them!

Oops actually it's polio in the 1950s

cdc.gov/vaccines/pubs/pinkbook

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When we want to incentivize rich people we give them money, but when we want to incentivize poor people we take away money.

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Repeat after me - Use of biometrics alone does not replace a password and another factor. Biometrics alone is still single-factor, and while arguably stronger than just a password, swapping a single factor of authentication for another does not trump proper multi-factor authentication.

“It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society" - J. Krishnamurti

The governor of Ohio has announced a $1 million lottery for 5 random people who get the vaccine.

Problem: people don’t understand probabilities. Solution: people don’t understand probabilities.

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