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SPORTSBALL TEAM vs. SPORTSBALL TEAM

Prediction: sportsball team will win, other sportsball team fans will blame the ref or cheating.

And the non-fans will rave about watching advertising like a bunch of goons.

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It amazes me that pretty much anything that involves interacting with physical objects around here gets added to the 'Systems Admin' queue. Right now there's a job there to replace the filter in the kitchen's chilled water dispenser. Definitely a task that requires my expertise in Unix administration. #sysadmin

Looking for a new e-ink reader. My Kindle 2's battery is trash and the thing is literally 1/3rd keyboard.

What's something /not/ made by Amazon that also doesn't suck, and I can easily import my Kindle ebooks?

@cameron
FYI: You mention Amazon ebooks you want to de-DRM - it's very possible as long as you have a physical device.
You enter the serial number for your device into this tool (and/or there's a Calibre plugin). apprenticealf.wordpress.com/

Sorry about that everyone. Server host had a big outage, the entire node was out.

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the greatest trick apple ever pulled was convincing people there was anything wrong with the 3.5mm headphone jack that had been a standard for 100+ years

I changed my phone number. Now I'm trying to figure out everywhere I need to get it changed

I'm having trouble getting up the energy to care lately.

"Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective. So the only way he figures that he's going to get re-elected, and is sure as you're sitting there, is to start a war with Iran."

-Trump speaking on Obama

I made peanut butter cookies... but forgot to flatten them with a fork before baking.

Peanut butter cookie balls!

@Gargron The SSL cert on zeonfederated.com expired on 11/17. Just a head's up.

Bravely ran away, bravely ran away away, oh brave Sir Donald

When danger reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled

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