The other night after coaching soccer practice, I was wearing my coach's shirt at the store, and a little girl says, "look grandma, it's a soccer coach!" Grandma asks, "is that your soccer coach?" Little girl says, "I don't know..."
I interrupt, "no, I'm not her coach"
Little girl says, "oh yeah, my coach is a girl"
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