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My boss sent out a company-wide email an hour ago saying scan-to-email from MFPs would be down from 2:15 to 2:30 due to server maintenance. It's 2:17 and we've received 2 tickets about scan-to-email not working.

“The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.”

- Plato (428 BC - 348 BC)

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"The Economy" will never "recover."

"The Economy" is not a real thing. It's a yardstick.

Worry about the health of what "The Economy" was meant to measure, not the health of the yardstick.

A melatonin ad talks about people not being able to sleep due to the stress of thinking about work. Maybe our jobs shouldn't be hell, instead.

Capitalism creating the problem then selling the cure.

Password must contain a symbol, a number, an emotional arc, a centralized theme, a big set piece, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.

My spouse's art teaching supply budget was reduced by half this school year. Same number of students served, half the budget.

We aren't making up the difference out of our family's budget.

Is it safe to visit a Florida gulf beach a few days after a hurricane/tropical storm?

I expect only the most toxic or vapid people will willingly participate in this.

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My employer is building a "company culture" committee where people are nominated to the committee based on how they embody "company values." They'll be sent to retreats and shit.

I'm not nominating anyone and I better not get nominated. I perform technical work for a paycheck, it's not my job to provide soft management so real management has to do even less.

Having employees recite the company mission and vision statements at the beginning of every meeting is cultish, and whichever asshole with an MBA thought it up is a total weirdo.

Boomers have effectively reverse mortgaged the planet and don't care because they'll check out before it affects them.

The “Keep _______ Weird” crowd needs to learn that the way a place gets weird is by having cheap housing so people can work part time or not at all and still make rent.

YouTube did it again. I regularly watch videos on EVs, solar panels, and mocking sovereign citizens and anti-maskers. But somehow YouTube decided I would like a Charlie Kirk cancel culture whining video.
Pushing people to the right, probably based on a demographic assumption.

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