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There once was a singer of old,
Who then broke away from the fold,
He won't give you up,
He won't let you down,
In a word you have been limerick-rolled.

Official finds Montana GOP violated campaign finance laws 

The Green Party is propped up by the GOP to peel way Democratic voters.

apnews.com/301e1e48b792f61d7a9

I think my Mastodon instance is broken. I can't get the local feed to load at all, and when I load my profile page, all of the images are full size.

I don't even know where to start to fix it. Maybe time to close up shop?

In my kid's cartoon, the pig just said: "It's a record player. It's how really old people and really cool people listen to music!"

My 5 year old just passed the Marshmallow Test, but the results were interesting. He spent the entire time giggling and covering his mouth. He said afterward he couldn't take his eyes off the marshmallow. What does that mean?

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The second-highest producing solar panel on my roof is the one with a bunch of bird shit on it.

Bernie Sanders: vote for Joe Biden

Angela Davis: vote for Joe Biden

Noam Chomsky: vote for Joe Biden

Very Online Leftist trying to look cool to their followers: pffft, Biden is no better than Trump

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Ever since I had solar panels installed on my roof, I embody this meme

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Hi everyone, I'm off the grind, and that also means I'm off the dole. I'm running out of money, and I'm looking for a job.

If anyone needs a sysadmin with 6 years of professional and 18 years of hobbyist experience, please send me a DM.

My toolset includes (but is not limited to) the following:

- Nginx
- Caddy
- PHP-FPM
- MySQL / MariaDB
- QEMU / KVM
- Proxmox VE
- OpenVPN
- BIND (named)
- PowerDNS
- Postfix
- Exim4
- Dovecot
- 3proxy
- HAproxy
- Quagga/Bird (limited, but still)
- Apache
- ejabberd
- Nagios (nrpe, nsca)
- IPtables
- Logrotate
- systemd
- Nextcloud
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I'm open to learning new stuff.

Please repost if nothing else!

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🇺🇸 Politics, sales tax 

States should require businesses to include sales tax in the sticker price. Make it plainly obvious when comparison shopping that $1 is really $1.08 in Tulsa and $1.12 a few miles down the highway in Sapulpa. Gas stations already do this with fuel.

Proud to be the 2,382nd 😎 on @BackerKit for The Waylanders RPG. Thanks @waylandersrpg thewaylandersrpg.backerkit.com

I've been so desperate for something sweet to eat.

I ate a spoonful of frosting straight from an old tub in the back of my refrigerator. I'm not proud, but it satiated the craving.

All sports cancelled = no circus

38 Million unemployed = no bread

And we have a fiddler watching it all burn.

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The ACLU wants you to know that as you come out to protest, there are a few thinks to keep in mind:

1. The right to protest is a fundamental human right guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution and the First Amendment.

2. If you get stopped, ask if you are free to go. If the police say yes, calmly walk away.

3. You have the right to record. The right to protest includes the right to record, including recording police doing their jobs.

4. The police can order people to stop interfering with legitimate police operations, but video recording from a safe distance is not interfering.

5. If you get stopped, police cannot take or confiscate any videos or photos without a warrant.

6. If you are videotaping, keep in mind in some states, the audio is treated differently than the images. But images and video images are always fully protected by the First Amendment.

7. The police's main job in a protest is to protect your right to protest and to de-escalate any threat of violence.

8. If you get arrested, don't say anything. Ask for a lawyer immediately. Do not sign anything and do not agree to (cont)

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