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My preschooler just asked, "if the ocean is salty and briney, wouldn't a sea cucumber be a sea pickle?"

Can't argue with that.

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@taweret If I ever write a cookbook it'll start : "I grew up in a Scandinavian family, so other culture's foods were very important to us, because we sure as hell weren't going to eat Scandinavian food."

"...Anyway here's how to make some tacos or something."

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Assortedflotsam.com updated to Mastodon v2.9.2

Sorry for the downtime - an undocumented db upgrade was required.

Assortedflotsam.com updated to Mastodon v2.9.2

Assortedflotsam.com updated to Mastodon v2.9.2

Assortedflotsam.com updated to Mastodon v2.9.2

Assortedflotsam.com updated to Mastodon v2.9.2

Assortedflotsam.com updated to Mastodon v2.9.2

Backing up the Mastodon database takes longer and longer, and there are less than 20 users here. Of course, I have some busy bots.

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Obscure Star Trek reference; Protest plan; Not sure how serious 

I figured out what has been occasionally slowing down Assortedflotsam.com - backups. They were running too often, stepping on themselves.

I got the schedule sorted out, so it should smooth out here after the currently running backups (!) stop.

After that, I'll upgrade to 2.9.2

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european friends are pals, american friends are ntscs

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Fun fact about the license under which the Mastodon source code is published (AGPL) is that it requires any modifications to it to be published.

No secret sauce, no proprietary features possible. Which is why commercial companies hate this license.

Want to paywall "pro" features? You can, but anyone can take your code and run it on a different server for free.

Anyway, that's quite an interesting financial choice for Gab, a for-profit entity that sells "pro" features

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mastoadmin, mastodev, database issues 

I spent last week in Czechia, being a tourist in Prague, Karlštejn, and Kutná Hora. It was a pretty amazing trip.

Can beer replenish the hydration lost by sweat? Asking for myself.

Cotton-polyester blends are not flattering to my figure

It's really hard to find tshirts with some design to them, but that don't contain:
- branding, either the manufacturer's or other
- tacky expressions, or text of any kind
- pop culture references

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