COVID vaccine shot #2 complete. Coincidentally, I'm now noticing better 5G coverage. Thanks Soros!

"You don't grab power. You accumulate it. Quietly. Without anyone noticing."

Experience is just pattern matching things that you've kind of seen before.

@jk Do they use your pipes as transportation to caves and other underworldly locales?

Self-help is needed so much because we live in such a stressful society where so many live in poverty or on the edge of it. Capitalism causes the problem then tries to sell you the solution.

I want to live in a society where self-help isn't so needed.

Someone at work printed an email, scanned it, then sent it to me as an attachment.

I have no hope for the world.

Allergies are the body overreacting to something harmless. Christianity has proven itself to be far from harmless.

theguardian.com/world/2021/apr

Fun fact: the Israelites were likely polytheistic up until roughly the time of Elijah. Yahweh, El, Baal, all of these were probably worshipped by Old Testament figures, and over time they were all merged into Yahweh and retconned out of the story.

Pretty weird.

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I have an RG351V retro handheld console on order. Pretty psyched to have something to tinker around with.

Let me get this straight: God sends himself to die as a sacrifice to himself, so that you can escape punishment from...him. Also, he, being omniscient, knew humanity would break his rules yet punishes for it

A lot of plot holes, but as long you don't hurt anyone, I guess it's ok

Walmart workers are paid a starvation wage, and Walmart just financially backed Arkansas' abortion ban and anti-trans laws, but sure let's call it multicultural haircare to pretend to be woke.

The resolution goes on to attack transgender children. Supporters of HR1018 said Jesus told us not to sin. The AR House is just a bad megachurch now.

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AR House just passed a resolution to stop our schools from inundating children with porn and pro-abortion propaganda (?)

smeg boosted

This morning's controversy: the kinder got upset when he asked "if I found a diamond bigger than my head, can I keep it?" and we answered, "we would sell it and you would be rich" and he got really upset and started sobbing, then asked, "what if it's only as big as my head?"

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