smeg @smeg@assortedflotsam.com

I replaced my old clunker with an electric car, the 2020 Chevy Bolt EV.

My kid nicknamed it Wattson.

#electricvehicle

Cops confiscated this sign 2 years ago from a Texas yard; their police chief was arrested Saturday for continuous sexual abuse of a child.

I worry that this is the final electoral college map we'll see. Nobody wins.

In theory, it goes to the House. But we're in norms-breaking times.

Little smeg's birthday cake #zelda #nintendo #games #baking

Bad Google, don't touch my memes!

I'm always, always suspicious of compliments.

Newest member of the family

Oh my

Ever since I had solar panels installed on my roof, I embody this meme

Ominous Weapons and Vicious Targs #protests

#TrumpCriticizesTrump

Get back to work!

Toss a polo to your Hitcher

Yesterday was our highest solar production day so far

A novel concept

Total authority.

Today's trolley problem.

She isn't wrong. We should pay for what's important