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Oh my

Ever since I had solar panels installed on my roof, I embody this meme

Ominous Weapons and Vicious Targs #protests

#TrumpCriticizesTrump

Get back to work!

Toss a polo to your Hitcher

Yesterday was our highest solar production day so far

A novel concept

Total authority.

Today's trolley problem.

She isn't wrong. We should pay for what's important

This isn't how the future was supposed to be. #smarthome #smartshit

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I made peanut butter cookies... but forgot to flatten them with a fork before baking.

Peanut butter cookie balls!

Makes sense to me

Both sides #EnlightenedCentrism

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Avocado toast 🥑 🍞

I spent last week in Czechia, being a tourist in Prague, Karlštejn, and Kutná Hora. It was a pretty amazing trip.