It only went above freezing for a couple hours yesterday, insufficient melting. And today is likely to be the same with a 30% chance of more snow this afternoon/tonight.

I rationally understand that in terms of ROI, it doesn't make sense to buy a long-poled squeegee, but it's still tempting.

Also, snow is temporary but scratches last forever.

Janeway intentionally skipped opportunities to return to Earth, just to delay Harry Kim from getting a promotion.

I'm convinced they include this every so often to make me clean out the junk mail in my mailbox. The mailpiece never exists.

Extra points for the people who get the multiple levels of this joke.

One of the most popular conservative talk hosts in America is calling for the overthrow of democracy

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