smeg @smeg@assortedflotsam.com

How I feel talking to my parents

The Piney Woods on Christmas Eve

They have a point. #startrek

It only went above freezing for a couple hours yesterday, insufficient melting. And today is likely to be the same with a 30% chance of more snow this afternoon/tonight.

I rationally understand that in terms of ROI, it doesn't make sense to buy a long-poled squeegee, but it's still tempting.

Also, snow is temporary but scratches last forever.

So sad

Finally got the outdoor lights up

Janeway intentionally skipped opportunities to return to Earth, just to delay Harry Kim from getting a promotion.

I made pie.

This morning

November, 2020 in the United States.

I'm convinced they include this every so often to make me clean out the junk mail in my mailbox. The mailpiece never exists.

Title: The American Dream

Extra points for the people who get the multiple levels of this joke.

One of the most popular conservative talk hosts in America is calling for the overthrow of democracy

It has begun. #consumerism

This seems OK

Venn Diagram of Irrational Nonsense

You know it's true.

Got the home charger installed for my #electricvehicle